Palace Tweets 2011-07-03


  • Excellent news for the ears as Miss Shouty Grunt loses Wimbledon. That woman is a crime against tennis. #
  • Arsène Wenger not so much losing the dressing room as watching them wander off to a variety of different clubs. WTF is going on? #Arsenal #
  • Finished Cycle with @cyclemeter, on Round Victoria Pa… route, time 37:14, 12.92 km, ahead of worst ride 1:12, see http://j.mp/l33EEL. #
  • Started Cycle with @cyclemeter at 17:44, on Round Victoria Pa… route, see http://j.mp/l33EEL, Cyclemeter will speak your replies to me. #
  • Engerland slip up to no 4 in the FIFA rankings. A few more useless performances and they'll be no 1. #football #fail #
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Palace Tweets 2011-06-26


  • Procession moves on the shouting is over – 57 laps, one significant overtaking move, zero entertainment. #F1 #fail #
  • Finished Cycle with @cyclemeter, on Round Victoria Pa… route, time 31:54, 11.32 km, ahead of best ride 6:32, see http://j.mp/mnsVc3. #
  • Started Cycle with @cyclemeter at 09:42, on Round Victoria Pa… route, see http://j.mp/mnsVc3, Cyclemeter will speak your replies to me. #
  • Sheeeeeet I just saw Clay Davies on Rubicon. This is all getting a little too confusing #
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Palace Tweets 2011-06-19


  • Aching legs. Friday football. #
  • I just finished playing 'Warm Up' by Qanvis on JamKit for iPhone. It's not bad in a tap tap sort of way. #
  • West Ham yet to receive any bids for England internationals Carlton Cole and Robert Green. There is some justice in the world #
  • "A thoroughly dominant Spanish side have to resort to cheating to draw with a Young Engerland side that…" http://tumblr.com/xyy2ztwhv0 #
  • I like – Europe's most unwanted players http://bit.ly/lxVzFu #Football #
  • Bonanza! I now have electricity. Thanks to RC Electrics. Hurrah! #
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Palace Tweets 2011-06-12


  • Oh no. That was wrong. We have no electricity. This is irritating #
  • Electricity back on thanks to man from national grid. #
  • EDF seem to have broken my electric supply. #
  • Liverpool manage to gouge out an astonishing £5 million for David NoGood (er Ngog). How the F do they manage to get money for their rubbish? #
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Palace Tweets 2011-06-05


  • Terrifying but apparently true. Fat Sam to West Ham. Just as I predicted http://bit.ly/k07wZC Be afraid Hammers, be very afraid #
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